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Man Marries Dog to Lift Curse

Tamil Nadu, India - 2007

We have all heard the 'man bites dog' stories, but how about a real-life 'man marries dog' tale! It took place for real during a traditional hindu ceremony at a temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu. The groom in question was a 33-year-old Indian farmer named Selvakumar, and he was wed to a female dog named Selvi. He married his four legged bride to atone for stoning two other dogs to death and stringing them up in a tree 15 years ago. He believed the act cursed him and he had been suffering ever since, he told the Hindustan Times. After he stoned the dogs... more

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Dancing in public is now legal

Henryetta, Oklahoma - 2017

Dancing in public is now legal throughout Henryetta, Oklahoma. City leaders voted Tuesday to abolish an ordinance on dancing. The dance ordinance, with a penalty of $25, prohibited dance halls within 500 feet of a church or public school. In February, resident Joni Insabella decided to host a dance above her store, which is within 500 feet of a church. The city's Chamber of Commerce posted about the event and called Insabella a rule breaker on Facebook and accused her of getting special treatment, because of her husband, who's the city's attorney. "We wanted just a good, clean, fun event. As I said, we know we're in... more

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Filed Under: Zsa Zsa Gabor
US Actress
1919 - 2016

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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The first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

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The height of a bowling pin is equal to its circumference.

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Filed Under: Dorothy Parker
U.S. Author
1893 - 1967

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

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Filed Under: Yogi Berra
U.S. Baseball Player  1925 - 2015

I didn't really say everything I said.

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Filed Under: Charles Dickens
English Novelist  1812 - 1870

There is always something for which to be thankful.