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Swaziland - 2003
Swaziland's King Mswati III selected bride number 12, less than a week after he picked his 11th bride from thousands of young Swazi maidens. Mswati's 12th bride was identified as 18-year-old Nomonde Fihla, who was crowned the first princess in the Miss Swaziland 2003 pageant. In an interview at the time, she told a magazine she did not believe in polygamy. Fihla was one of thousands of maidens who attended this year's annual reed dance ceremony, when the king, 35, chooses a bride. In the traditional ceremony, the young women dressed in little more than beads and traditional skirts dance before the king to impress him. Mswati... more
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Harare, Zimbabwe - 1998
A busload of mentally disabled patients being taken to the local facility escaped when the driver stopped for some booze, so he promptly replaced them with sane passengers - and took them to the mental hospital. When the driver, who wasn't identified, discovered the mental patients missing, he drove to the next bus stop and offered free rides to the people waiting there. He then drove them straight to Bulawayo Mental Hospital, telling hospital staff that the unsuspecting passengers were insane and easily excitable. Despite their protests, the riders were forcibly admitted to the Hospital and kept for three days before the medical staff realized they didn't... more
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I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
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