|Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!... view the article|
|Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told him to hit the hay.... view the article|
|When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
When it isn't made up yet.... view the article|
|I don't think my Mom knows much about children.
Why do you say that?
Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide a... view the article|
|Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!... view the article|