|A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is Chicken Almondine and... view the article|
|A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
"Wo... view the article|
|A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on... view the article|
|A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the w... view the article|
|"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter.
"What do you mean, two-handed chees... view the article|