|A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "... view the article|
|Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is c... view the article|
|"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"
"My apologies," said... view the article|
|Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.... view the article|
|Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw.
It must have been in a fight, sir.
Then bring me the winner.... view the article|