|Listing:||A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"|
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They can wear casual clothes to work.... more|
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|What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14... more|
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|Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't b... more|
|Why accountants don't read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more|
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