|Listing:||A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"|
More Accountant Jokes:
|Q: What is a Budget?
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more|
|The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more|
|Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.... more|
|Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more|
|What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?
His desk is level.... more|
|An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more|
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