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Used News Crime Beat

Monday October 15, 2007

Britain's has a Millionaire Shoplifter on their Most Wanted List. He dresses in expensive designer clothes and stays at the poshest hotels. But Kevin Castle who hides behind the face of a respectable businessman is a 'Millionaire Shoplifter' who makes £1,000 (over $2000) a day from his crimes.

British police, who are hunting the well-dressed crook with a taste for the good life, have declared him Most Wanted. Castle is being sought by three police forces - Lancashire, Greater Manchester and ...

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Did You Know

  • A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!
  • The most dangerous job in the United States is that of an Alaskan Crab Fisherman.
  • Despite the hump, a camels spine is straight.
  • In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.
  • A moth has no stomach.

Jokes Wildlife

A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks out a huge box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Nope, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog!" "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. Its very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog. About a week later the boy was back ...

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  • States should have the right to enact... laws... particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live. Comment made while he was Governor of Texas, the state leading in executions.

    - George W. Bush 43rd President of the United States

  • Filed Under: → Politics

  • In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more."

  • Filed Under: → Aviation

  • How many weeks are there in a light year?

  • If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed Up?

  • How come wrong numbers are never busy?

  • How does Avon find so many women willing to take orders?

  • Do steam rollers really roll steam?

  • Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

  • If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?

  • If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

View More: → Good Questions

  • 1st Territorial Legislature of Hawaii convenes.

    Wednesday February 20, 1901

  • Filed Under: → Politics

  • Pennsylvania is 1st American state to abolish slavery.

    Monday March 1, 1880

  • Filed Under: → Politics

  • Astronomical Society of Pacific holds it's 1st meeting - San Francisco.

    Thursday February 7, 1889

  • Filed Under: → Science

  • 1st ever presidential radio address to the nation made by Calvin Coolidge.

    Friday February 22, 1924

  • Filed Under: → Science

  • Eddie Sutton is the 1st NCAA coach to lead 4 schools into the playoffs.

    Sunday March 10, 1991

  • Filed Under: → Sports

Used News Old News

Dolphins save swimmers from great white shark: Dolphins proved to a swimmer's best friend when they saved a group of swimmers from attack by a great white shark. The amazing rescue took place at a beach near Whangarei on New Zealand's North Island when the swimmers were threatened by one of the ocean's most deadly predators.

Lifesavers Rob Howes, his 15-year-old daughter Niccy, Karina Cooper and Helen Slade were doing lifeguard training 100 meters (300 feet) off Ocean Beach when their frightening ordeal began. Being circled by a 3 meter (9 feet) great white, a pod of dolphins raced immediately to their rescue. The seven animals surrounded the swimmers for 40 minutes until they could swim to safety.

Initially Howes and his group thought they were being ...

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  • Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov Professor of Biochemistry

    Filed Under: → Science

  • Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. - Isaac Asimov Professor of Biochemistry

    Filed Under: → Science

  • The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka (I found it) but, That's funny. - Isaac Asimov Professor of Biochemistry

    Filed Under: → Science

  • They're Arriving Now
    - by Hia Dei Kum
  • Never Give Up!
    - by Percy Vere
  • Droopy Drawers
    - by Lucy Lastic
  • Food on the Table
    - by E. Tittup
  • Telephone Problems
    - by Ron Number
  • Looking Forward
    - by Felix Ited
  • The Escaping Herd
    - by Gay Topen

Used News Birth

Saturday November 1, 2003

It's a boy, no a girl - for Heather and Paul McCartney. Don't believe everything you read in the newspapers, especially Britain's Daily Mirror. It got it spectacularly wrong when it announced the birth of a new baby for 61-year-old superstar Sir Paul McCartney's and his wife Heather Mills. Proudly revealing it's world scoop, the front page banner headline screamed: "It's a boy! Exclusive - Macca baby a month early!" Except they got it wrong in one important little detail - the child was in fact a girl!

But the declaration by the Press Association a few hours later that the couple had become parents of a baby girl named Beatrice was all a bit late for the Mirror. It was also too late for the ...

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Jokes Wildlife

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she's a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

When ...

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Jokes Accountants

There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation. One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though it seems we have a problem."

"You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an accountant make it this far and were not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in." said the accountant. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What were going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind... I prefer to stay in Heaven" "Sorry, we have rules." And with that St. Peter put the accountant in an elevator and it went down down down to hell.

The ...

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Used News for May 31

World Firsts

  • Michigan becomes the 1st English speaking jurisdiction to abolish the death penalty; except for Treason against the state.

    Monday March 1, 1847

  • Filed Under: → Crime Beat

  • 1st Daytona 500 auto race - Lee Petty wins (135.521 MPH)

    Sunday February 22, 1959

  • Filed Under: → Sports

  • KDKA (Pittsburgh) launches as the 1st commercial radio station.

    Tuesday November 2, 1920

  • Filed Under: → Business & Industry

  • 1st female U.S. Navy Captain. Sue Dauser of the Nurse Corps is appointed.

    Saturday February 26, 1944

  • Filed Under: → War

  • 1st Chinese daily newspaper, Chung Sai Yat Po, published in the United States.

    Friday February 16, 1900

  • Filed Under: → Business & Industry

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Wise Words

  • The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

    - Latin Proverb

    Filed Under: Wise WordsProverbs

Good Question

  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
  • Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time:
    Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
  • Does killing time damage eternity?

Filed Under: → Good Question