Fun Book Titles

• The Best Day Ever
  - by Trudy Light

• At the South Pole
  - by Anne Tarctic

• Dancing at the Party
  - by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy

• Never Give Up!
  - by Percy Vere

• Discipline in the Home
  - by Wilma Child-Begood

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Did you Know

• It takes the same amount of time to age a cigar as wine.

• The average temperature at 40,000 feet above sea level is -60 F.

• Worcestershire Sauce is basically an Anchovy ketchup.

• The energy of a discharge of an electric eel could start 50 cars.

• The electric chair was invented by a dentist!

• Indoor pollution is 10 times more toxic than outdoor pollution.

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Aardvark Funnies

• What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?
  A barredvark!

• Who is the Lone Aardvarks faithful Indian companion?
  Tanto

• What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
  An aardvark with the sniffles!

• What do you call a pickled aardvark?
  A jarredvark!

• How do ants hide from aardvarks?
  They disguise themselves as uncles!

• What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?
  A darthvark!

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Good Question

• Do fish get thirsty?

• Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

• How does Avon find so many women willing to take orders ?

• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

• If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?

• Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?

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Humorous Statements

• At the end of a flight: "Our flight attendants are now walking through the aisles with trash receptacles for any garbage you might have or anything else that you might wanna give us!"

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• Pilot: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately none of them are on this flight!

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