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Saturday November 1, 2003

It's a boy, no a girl - for Heather and Paul McCartney. Don't believe everything you read in the newspapers, especially Britain's Daily Mirror.

It got it spectacularly wrong when it announced the birth of a new baby for 61-year-old superstar Sir Paul McCartney's and his wife Heather Mills. Proudly revealing its world scoop, the front page banner headline screamed: "It's a boy! Exclusive - Macca ...

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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge, a quarter has 119.

A volcano has enough power to shoot ash as high as 50 km into the atmosphere.

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.

Quips

Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

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Our next song is: "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

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The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning, to join the Choir.

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Fun Book Titles

The Barber of Seville
- by Aaron Floor

Falling from a Window
- by Eileen Dowt

How to Feed Elephants
- by P. Nutts

School Meals
- by R. E. Volting

Apologizing Made Simple
- by Thayer Thorry

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Good Question

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

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World Firsts

The United States swears in its 1st female Secretary of Transportation, namely Elizabeth Dole.

Monday February 7, 1983

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Bruce McCandless of the United States, makes the 1st untethered space walk.

Tuesday February 7, 1984

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Jean-Bertrand Aristide is sworn in as Haiti's 1st elected President.

Thursday February 7, 1991

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Events

The man known as the 'Crocodile Hunter' died after his chest was punctured by a stingray barb while diving off Australia's northeast coast. The 44 year-old colourful personality was filming a documentary about the Great Barrier Reef when tragedy struck.

According to friend and colleague, John Stainton, Steve Irwin swam too close to the ray while he was diving off his boat "Croc One" near Batt Reef, northeast of Port Douglas.

Monday September 4, 2006

Filed Under: → Deaths

A father and son in Alabama were killed when they crashed into each other in a head-on collision. Jeffrey Morris Brasher and his son Austin Blaine Brasher of Bankston, Alabama, died early Saturday morning.

Jeffrey Brasher was driving a 2006 Ford pickup and his son was driving a 2004 Chevrolet truck when they collided on a highway head-on, said Alabama State Trooper Jonathon Appling.

Saturday February 18, 2017

Filed Under: → Deaths

Relatives of a 91-year-old Ohio woman who died this week are giving her the last word with a sassy, occasionally profane obituary that starts with the basics, "I was born. I lived. I died.", and instructs people to "Wait the appropriate amount of time" before trying to claim her stuff.

They wrote it in Jean Oddi's perspective, recapping the people important to her, adventures she had and her favorite activities, including playing cards and teaching her granddaughter "dirty songs".

Thursday February 23, 2017

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If you refuse to be made straight when you are wet, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
- African Proverb

Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
- African Proverb

When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
- African Proverb

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25,000 Workers Died Building The Panama Canal
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World Firsts

"Monopoly" the board game goes on sale for the 1st time.

Wednesday February 6, 1935

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"Stars & Stripes Weekly", the United States Armed Forces newspaper is first published.

Friday February 8, 1918

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Astronomical Society of Pacific holds its 1st meeting in San Francisco.

Thursday February 7, 1889

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Wise Words

When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.
- Albanian Proverb

If you refuse to be made straight when you are wet, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
- African Proverb

Not to know is bad, not to wish to know is worse.
- African Proverb

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Good Question

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped them both?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

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